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Saturday, 12 September 2009

  • Here's To The (Russian) Fatherland

    Yesterday was the most embarrassing day of the entire week, with exception of today, in which I mistook Garage D for B. Ah well...

    But anyway. Moving on.

    Yesterday, I also realised that my ex strongly reminds me of Joseph Stalin...yes, THAT Joseph Stalin, the one and only. You know, the one who killed more people than Hitler during the war? LOL. Actually, that's not funny. But I'm dead serious, though. If you compare his profile photo to a photo of Stalin, the resemblance is eerily uncanny. All he would need is a thick curly moustache, a Soviet uniform, and the hymn of the Soviet Union playing in the background, and he'd be completely set. Also, I forgot Lenin, Trotsky, Bukharin, and other "notable" Bolsheviks. And he would need to cut his hair.

    Next time I see him, I'll be like, "Hey, Comrade Stalin! How's Soviet Russia doing?"

    I told G and another friend, Andrew, and they both laughed at this. Haha. I wonder if I should tell him, though...but I am definitely sure of one thing. Whenever I see him now, the Soviet anthem is going to be playing in my head, and I'm going to start worrying if I'm going to be a victim of the Great Purges or something like that.

    Well, I felt like one yesterday after Physics.

     

     

Friday, 04 September 2009

  • I Believe in Manicures...

    This afternoon, while trolling around Facebook while I was supposed to be coding, I found a great quote by Audrey Hepburn that a friend of mine had posted on her profile. It goes like this:

    I believe in manicures.
    I believe in overdressing.
    I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick.
    I believe in pink.
    I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner.
    I believe in kissing, kissing a lot.
    I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.
    I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.
    I believe that tomorrow is another day and
    I believe in miracles.

    Once I read this quote, I was very touched, and it therefore earned my approval. Audrey is right about a lot of things mentioned: one should always be strong whenever things are going wrong, happy girls are REALLY the prettiest girls, and tomorrow is always another day.
    For the past few days, I've been going through a lot, and thinking about a lot of stuff, and let's just say, I've been deeply profound. I am learning more about the people I know, and am even learning more about myself in the process. For the first time ever, I am noticing that I am more mature than I thought I was, and yes, maybe being female has something to do with it...LOL. But anyway, I'm pretty glad I made that discovery, because I'd rather be mature than stupid.
    And yes, I am aware I haven't blogged for days. Haha!
    Here is an update on my life:
    1. I am currently in love with Chi squares. SO easy!
    2. I've just realised that I/O psychology will be VERY useful, in more ways than one...
    3. My resume kicks serious ass.
    4. My Russian History instructor pronounced my last name correctly...and also, the class has become one of my favourites.
    5. I've decided to follow in the steps of Jen Lancaster and document my life as I'm going through Nobody Does It Better. It'll be like "How to Win Friends and Influence People", but WAY better. (Or, as in Harold and Kumar speak: "It's going to be like Eurotrip, except it's not going to suck.")
    6. I'm practically burning with initiative and determination, despite what others might say...
    7. I contracted a rash from a four year old and it's planted itself on the back on my neck...I really, REALLY hope it doesn't grow like the Russian Empire, or we're going to have problems.
    8. Phi Lamb rush officially starts tonight! Very, VERY excited.
    9. I plan to see Inglourious Basterds in the next few days, if I can actually manage it...
    10. Right now, I am currently listening to Natasha Bedingfield's "I Wanna Have Your Babies"...this song needs to be on iTunes, ASAP.

Sunday, 23 August 2009

  • Sorority Chic

    Alas, it's time for the semester to begin. I'm eagerly awaiting buttered bagels and cappuccinos tomorrow morning. Ahahaha!

    Tonight it's time to get back into the sorority grind, which means chapter meetings, doing service and raising money for worthy causes, and wearing letters every Wednesday, because Wednesday is Letter Day at our university, evidently. I have my first chapter meeting of the semester this evening at nine, and I'm kind of looking forward to it. Kind of.

    Even though I'm Greek, I've actually managed to keep a bit of individuality in check...by which I mean my sense of fashion and style. I'm not into the large jackets that most of my sisters wear, I plan to get a blue and pink jersey instead of the maroon and white the others are used to ordering, and my dream gift is to get a Vera Bradley bag with my letters on it. Like, seriously.

    I know the colours mean something, but this is my jersey we're talking about, after all. It's what I have always wanted.

    In other news, I've been wondering if I should ask my ex-turned-friend if he wants to hang out during the semester. Kind of stupid, I know. But he has stated that we are friends...and I expect him to go through on his word if he really wants us to be friends. You can't just be friends with someone in spoken word, you have to actually make the effort to be friends. In other words, actions speak louder than words. Always have, always will.

    I've also started highlighting my Stat Methods textbook, just to get a head start on reviewing the first chapter.

     

Saturday, 22 August 2009

  • Who Am I?

    That's one secret I'll never tell.

    LOL.

    But seriously though, I've noticed that there a great lot of people who aren't sure who I exactly am. And also, I kind of like things that way, because it allows me to be as mysterious and complex as I already am. But then again, it definitely has its downsides.

    I get the fact that I can be aloof and unapproachable, I totally get it. But I also feel that because I may seem that way, people should brace up and bother to approach me, so that they could get to know who I actually am. And if they're not willing to brace up and do that, then they're not worth knowing anyway. Life is all about taking risks. Or part of it, anyway.

    Of course, I'm going to make a concerted effort to get out there and meet people, but I'm not going to try to become the most popular girl at the university. Some people I know may have that motive in mind, but definitely not me. Popularity is EARNED. You just don't put on a smile and be nice to everyone, because niceness can scare people. You work for it (i.e. just reading the Carnegie book will NOT automatically give you a lot of friends).

Friday, 21 August 2009

  • Join the Ranks...Better Yet, Don't

    Today was a pretty good day...my activities entailed textbook shopping (my classes start on Monday), going into the lab (as usual) and doing some coding, listening to Gossip Girl music on YouTube (I found the next song I'm going to download, LOL), and just looking through the first chapter of my Stat Methods in Psychology book before reading it.

    While I was in the lab listening to music and working on coding, I decided, rather randomly, to check out every college Greek's (LOL) favourite website, GreekRank.com. GreekRank is a place where college Greeks are, basically, allowed to bash each others' sororities or fraternities, and it is an especially popular (though repulsive) site to go to at my university.

    I should be fortunate that my sororities don't have pages on our university's GreekRank page, because the sororities (or the majority, anyway, which are like Panhellenic sororities) that are actually on there take bashings right and left. Here are a few examples (and NO, I most definitely didn't write these):

    "you girls got REALLY ugly. good luck in fall rush"

    "They smoke...a lot. :/ biitchy as hell"

    "so who's the pregnant girl?"

    "Worst rush experience, everyone always used this house as a bathroom break. You girls have no rush experience and anyone who wants can come back to your house."

    "I hope you're looking forward to Spring rush 2010! hahahahahahah c.oke heads."

    "lol too bad all the girls you get after 'dominating' will drop, and you'll have to 'dominate' SPRING recruitment "

    Yeah, I'm not going to give out any more examples. If you want to see them, go to the website itself...all in all, it's pretty sick.

    What makes me even more repulsed, though, is the fact that people are still posting shit on there. I mean, do they have nothing better to do? I highly, highly doubt that. There are the visitors who say, "Quit posting shit on here and stop bashing each other" but I don't think the others are really listening, or reading, for that matter. They're still doing it, like they always have been.

    A quote from Gossip Girl comes to mind: "If you want to be in this world, Jenny, then people will talk." This quote could not be any truer in the Greek world. But it doesn't need to be done on GreekRank. So...

    If you want to talk shit about a sorority or fraternity, don't do it on GreekRank. Greek rivalries and such should definitely, definitely stay offline. And for those who keep doing it...get off your flattened asses and do something way more productive, like shopping and working out! (And also, working on your sisterhood or brotherhood, whining about how bad it is isn't going to make it any more improved.)

    Thanks for reading.

     

     

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