Saturday, 12 September 2009
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Here's To The (Russian) Fatherland
Yesterday was the most embarrassing day of the entire week, with exception of today, in which I mistook Garage D for B. Ah well...
But anyway. Moving on.
Yesterday, I also realised that my ex strongly reminds me of Joseph Stalin...yes, THAT Joseph Stalin, the one and only. You know, the one who killed more people than Hitler during the war? LOL. Actually, that's not funny. But I'm dead serious, though. If you compare his profile photo to a photo of Stalin, the resemblance is eerily uncanny. All he would need is a thick curly moustache, a Soviet uniform, and the hymn of the Soviet Union playing in the background, and he'd be completely set. Also, I forgot Lenin, Trotsky, Bukharin, and other "notable" Bolsheviks. And he would need to cut his hair.
Next time I see him, I'll be like, "Hey, Comrade Stalin! How's Soviet Russia doing?"
I told G and another friend, Andrew, and they both laughed at this. Haha. I wonder if I should tell him, though...but I am definitely sure of one thing. Whenever I see him now, the Soviet anthem is going to be playing in my head, and I'm going to start worrying if I'm going to be a victim of the Great Purges or something like that.
Well, I felt like one yesterday after Physics.
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Comments (6)
you should speak in a russian accent to him.
@lyricsninja -
That doesn't seem like a bad idea...actually I toyed with the brainstorm of saying hello to him in Russian, but I'm not fluent in Russian, haha.
Wait, your ex reminds you of . . . wow. That's horrible.
These days, Commiedora is the only thing that really reminds me of the USSR.
@moritheil -
Yeah, I guess it would seem mean, but then again, he does resemble Stalin, so I'm not exactly trying to be harsh here.
In my opinion, I think Russia got screwed over by Communism.
Hahahahaha...I just hope he got it. Hehe. But it's really hilarious by the way.
@starrynite45 -
It is, in a (good) weird way.